After-work Drink Lover Mugs

'A Fucking Drink'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Absent friends!'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

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