Advocate Of The Mundane Gifts

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'It's a silent protest.'

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

"Our property taxes went up agian."

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

'They suspect arson.'

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

"Looks like rain."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Is this your first marathon?"

'I'm doing my bit to develop a global response as part of Fonterra's infant formula risk management strategy.'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

The Victorious Turtle

Always wear your helmet on site.

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'