Questioning The Mundane Gifts

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Truth

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

'Science versus religion?'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

Actual Results May Vary

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

"Looks like rain."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

"Don't drink the Kool-Aid! 'Science' is a scam dreamed up by the interlectual elite to keep us down!"

"Well, how long do you want to live?"

Masked and maskless

Joe Schmoe (a dramatization)

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

"At this point, I'm just complaining on fumes."