Advert Buzzword Lover Gifts

Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Final words on gravestones.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

Paul Daniels.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"Cynthia, please disambiguate this suite of objectives, cherry-pick anything that's actionable and Nascar it through a dialed-back event horizon."

"So, I’d love for us to think of this as less of a trial and more of a curated trial experience."

Junk Mail

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

Management speak is typically used to make something seem more impressive than it is...

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."