Adventure Dodger Gifts

But mom, why should I leave the maze when I’ve got everything I need here?

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Fossil hunting

Louis Pasteur

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Dentists on Holiday

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

"You sure you've done this before."

Stick Your Head Out The Window

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'Here, it's a fabulous ancient ruin, but back home it's just another slum.'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."

Desert island 'Help' cards

Which Hilton have you booked me into?

'When I think of all the money we wasted on drivers' training for him.'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'