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Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Your bill sir.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Anchovies.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

'You are right, the soup is cold.'