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'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Your bill sir.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Roadkill Restaurant

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Anchovies.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'