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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Giraffe Umbrella

Bad fake tan day.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A Fairytale Update

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Vlad the Impala

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"Out damn Spot

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.