Action-comedy Fan Gifts

Mayhem, Inc. Part 13

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Giraffe Umbrella

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Bad fake tan day.

Vlad the Impala

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

A Fairytale Update

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"Out damn Spot