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Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

"Hugh fans!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Steve McQueen

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

JAMES BONDING