Action-adventure Fan T-Shirts

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Steve McQueen

"Hugh fans!"

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Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Sylvester Stallone

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

They soon changed their name..

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Film Stuntman School

Stuntmen Directions

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Just shut the hell up and say action!

Quentin Tarantino

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

Lambo

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"