Ace Collector Gifts

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Jazz is Invented

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Six jazz instruments.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Does my head look big in this?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Gramaphone Man.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Please feel free to browse."

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

His master's voice

Octopus Baseball Fan