Ace Collector T-Shirts

Acebook.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Jazz is Invented

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Six jazz instruments.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Please feel free to browse."

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

His master's voice

Ed's Salary Cap