Accident Analyst Gifts

'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'

'He wasn't distracted. He's just a lousy driver.'

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Safety is something a lot of people learn by accident.

'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Computer Controlled Car

The hall of bad ideas.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

The successful rubbernecker...

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Self-driving cars are the future?

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Cluster Catastrophe

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Fire Sprinkler Manufacturing

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Break it like Beckham

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!