Academic Unshacklers Gifts

School holidays

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

We get it, Simone. You went to obedience grad school. Be cognizant of the canis familiaris.

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'