Academic Projects Gifts

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Lethal Presentation

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Scarcity

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Burning the midnight oil.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Intellectual Property

"Finally...school starts next week."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Children's Imagination

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"A homeless person ate my homework."