Absurd Excuse Analysts Gifts

Looking for a gift for the absurd excuse analyst in your life? Celebrate their creative flair with witty and funny items that capture their talent for coming up with the most outrageous justifications. Whether it's a chuckle-worthy mug or a bold t-shirt, these gifts are designed to bring a smile and acknowledge their unique skill in making excuses that are both inventive and entertaining.

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'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.' mockup

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

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Love at First Sight

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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Barcode Dreams

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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'My dog ate my computer.'

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'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.' mockup

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

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Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism! mockup

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

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"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"Here's your hourly job performance review." mockup

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

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My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April. mockup

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.' mockup

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

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"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers." mockup

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!" mockup

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

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'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50' mockup

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

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'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?' mockup

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!" mockup

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?" mockup

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

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'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.' mockup

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

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'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?' mockup

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

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"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down." mockup

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

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"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late." mockup

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!' mockup

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

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'Not as easy as it looks?"

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"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'." mockup

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

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"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws." mockup

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

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How to deal with weeds

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"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral." mockup

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

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"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..." mockup

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

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"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?" mockup

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

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Beware homework eating dog

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Absurd Excuse Analysts Gifts Collection

Absurd Excuse Analysts Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate absurd excuse analysts with witty designs and humorous sayings—perfect for adding a laugh to their coffee break.

Absurd Excuse Analysts Pillows

Check out our playful pillows featuring designs that celebrate inventive excuses—great for sprucing up a lounge or bedroom with humor.

Absurd Excuse Analysts Prints

Browse prints that capture the whimsical spirit of absurd excuse analysts—ideal for decorating a creative workspace or entertainment area.

Absurd Excuse Analysts T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts designed for creative minds who love a good excuse. These funny, bold tees are ideal for expressing their quirky sense of humor.