Abstract Fan Gifts

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Wagging Dog

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

About the potter.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Cubism Model

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'This guy is really good!'

Migration Music

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Percentage artwork

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'It's all hand made.'

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Another flight of fancy."

The phantom of the Oprah.

"My art raises complex tissues."

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky