Abstract Art Admirer Gifts

Erractic Review

"Please hold still!"

"Makes me want to draw up some districts of my own."

'This painting was purchased on a whim by our ex-curator of drawings and paintings.'

'In the past, they called me a lazy, unimaginative bungler. Today, I'm the celebrated superstar with the view for the essential things.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

Around the horn with Henri Matisse

Poussin - Dance to the Music of Time

Clip Art

A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

"Yes, your work does speak to me and it's telling me you can't paint."

'I thought it was rather odd, for a facial cosmetic surgeon, to have so many weird Picasso portraits on all his office walls.'

'How rude!'

'-and then on leaving re-hab my style changed overnight.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Good job?"

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'I know a lot about art.. that's why I don't collect it.'

"They're no more pointless now than they ever were."

Three musicians busking

'So what's been stolen?'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"He's not a third-rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

The Curator's Egg - "Parts of it are excellent!"

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

Artists At The Auto Show

Picasso Demoiselles D'Avignon

"They have extraordinary taste."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."