Abstract Art Admirers Gifts

'Projectile painting.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Instructional guide to scribbling

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

bird interprets modern art

Wagging Dog

"You're welcome."

"I feel your pain."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Pastorius wonders why.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

The Cremaster Cycle

I painted them all from memory.

Art Gallery.

Shell Fire