Absent-minded Detectives Pillows

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

A boy acting suspiciously

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Hello?"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Are you going to move?"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Working from home.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"