Absent-minded Detectives Mugs

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

A boy acting suspiciously

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Hello?"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Working from home.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Are you going to move?"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Hospital. Well, shoot! If this is in my pocket, where did I leave my wallet?

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

'I forgot my keys!'

"I don't mind not being acknowledged in the middle of the room, but I'm worried I can't remember why I came in here."

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"