Aborted Plans Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the humor in life's unexpected changes? Our collection celebrates those moments when plans don't go as expected, turning disappointment into a smile. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these thoughtful and witty items bring lightness to life's surprising detours. Celebrate resilience and humor in the face of change with gifts that say, 'It's okay, we all have those days.' Brighten someone's mood with a playful reminder that not every plan needs to stick perfectly.

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Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion. mockup

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

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"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels." mockup

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

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"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives." mockup

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

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'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.' mockup

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

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'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...' mockup

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

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"The answer is NO!"

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'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.' mockup

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

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'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!' mockup

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

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'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.' mockup

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

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'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!' mockup

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

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'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!' mockup

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

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'So! THis is what you do all day.' mockup

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

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'You dropped your day planner.'

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"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!" mockup

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

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"Since we can't do the Vegas bachelor party we'd planned, I'm asking you all to light a pile of money on fire to celebrate our friendship with Chris."

"Since we can't do the Vegas bachelor party we'd planned, I'm asking you all to light a pile of money on fire to celebrate our friendship with Chris." mockup

"Since we can't do the Vegas bachelor party we'd planned, I'm asking you all to light a pile of money on fire to celebrate our friendship with Chris."

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'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.' mockup

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

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"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything." mockup

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

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"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!" mockup

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

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"It's a part of the new austerity program – e now run things by paralegal."

"It's a part of the new austerity program – e now run things by paralegal." mockup

"It's a part of the new austerity program – e now run things by paralegal."

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"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department." mockup

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

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"Of course, if this one flops we're done."

"Of course, if this one flops we're done." mockup

"Of course, if this one flops we're done."

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Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

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'Your heart, sir, torn out, stomped on and handed back to you in a doggie bag. Will there be anything else tonight?'

'Your heart, sir, torn out, stomped on and handed back to you in a doggie bag. Will there be anything else tonight?' mockup

'Your heart, sir, torn out, stomped on and handed back to you in a doggie bag. Will there be anything else tonight?'

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"How's your digestion?"

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'Here he comes!... Hide the file!' mockup

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

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'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95' mockup

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

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hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays mockup

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

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"Next walk, we’re going to the park." mockup

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

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For use in case of wrongful arrest. mockup

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

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Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

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"I'm using sticky notes to identify areas in my life that can be improved. This one says I need five bucks to buy more sticky notes."

"I'm using sticky notes to identify areas in my life that can be improved. This one says I need five bucks to buy more sticky notes." mockup

"I'm using sticky notes to identify areas in my life that can be improved. This one says I need five bucks to buy more sticky notes."

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Aborted Plans Gifts Collection

Aborted Plans Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more witty and heartfelt gifts celebrating life's aborted plans. Find the perfect cup to make light of life's surprises.

Aborted Plans Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort, perfect for celebrating those moments when plans don't go as intended.

Aborted Plans Prints

Browse our prints that artistically capture the spirit of resilience and humor in life's unexpected turns.

Aborted Plans T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that humorously embrace life's detours. Great for anyone who knows that plans are meant to be broken sometimes.