Cancelled Plans Gifts

"Since we can't do the Vegas bachelor party we'd planned, I'm asking you all to light a pile of money on fire to celebrate our friendship with Chris."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I just..."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Mad For It

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

"Where aren't you going to?"