Experiencing Airline Cancellations Gifts

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"Where aren't you going to?"

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"Since we can't do the Vegas bachelor party we'd planned, I'm asking you all to light a pile of money on fire to celebrate our friendship with Chris."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

The Noisy Neighbours

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"Gracie, remember how you wanted me to go on that school field trip tomorrow...and I said I was too busy? Well, my appointment has been canceled, so I can go!"

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

"Just give me a moment..."

"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

"How come airlines think they should get aid when we don't?"

"You know why we get along so well with the Burfords... they blow-off as many invitations as we do."

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.