911 Call Enthusiast Pillows

Actual excerpt from a 911 tape.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Paramedics.

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

...the onion rings

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Listenin' in

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

MLB 2020

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.