17th Century Fan Gifts

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Paul Klee

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Best before 65 million BC.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Lessons in Prehistory.

A watch face with Stonehenge

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"Your remote control, sire."

Knighthood being given by the king

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Adult Barbershop