17th Century Fan T-Shirts

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Paul Klee

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He's his own worst enemy."

Stephen Spender.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Best before 65 million BC.

Lessons in Prehistory.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

The Da Vinci Cod

A watch face with Stonehenge

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

You're my Venus

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Knighthood being given by the king

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension