Eighteenth-century Fan Gifts

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Paul Klee

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He's his own worst enemy."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Stephen Spender.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Best before 65 million BC.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Lessons in Prehistory.

The Da Vinci Cod

A watch face with Stonehenge

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

You're my Venus

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Your remote control, sire."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Knighthood being given by the king

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.