Eighteenth-century Fan Gifts

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Paul Klee

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He's his own worst enemy."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Best before 65 million BC.

A watch face with Stonehenge

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Knighthood being given by the king

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Adult Barbershop