Unisex T-Shirt

"It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer’s true IP address, name, birthdate, and bank account number… …and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. Excellent question. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It cost me a vinyl record, a mountain dew and a crate of cheetos, but was worth it."

$29.00

A great t-shirt that compliments any outfit. It is made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.

Features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Tubular construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days

30-day return policy

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