


Premium Pillow
"It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer’s true IP address, name, birthdate, and bank account number… …and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. Excellent question. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It cost me a vinyl record, a mountain dew and a crate of cheetos, but was worth it."
These throw pillows are precision-cut and hand-sewn to serve as the perfect decorative accent in any environment.
Features
- 100% polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 6.49-7.37 oz./yd.² (220-250 g/m²)
- Hidden zipper
- Machine-washable case
- Shape-retaining polyester insert included (hand-wash only)
Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days
30-day return policy