Zoo Vet Gifts

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Then all smell broke loose."

Koala

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Wildcats Strike.

'No need to shout.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Doc's Kid.

Giraffe and Gloves.

Giraffe Haircut

Bus for Giraffes.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'The vet will see, you know!'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

A Few Common Ailments

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."