Zoo Vet Gifts

"Then all smell broke loose."

Koala

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Wildcats Strike.

'No need to shout.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Giraffe and Gloves.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Doc's Kid.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Bus for Giraffes.

Giraffe Haircut

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

A Few Common Ailments

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Careful, he bites.'

Seated Elephant