Zoo Closure Strategist Gifts

"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Giraffe Selfie

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Jungle Stores.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Works every time."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Wildcats Strike.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Giraffe and Gloves.

Bus for Giraffes.

Giraffe Haircut

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'