'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'
Zoo Management Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about zoo management? Our collection features witty and charming items tailored for zoo managers and animal lovers. Celebrate their dedication with a fun, memorable touch — whether for work or leisure. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the ideal token of appreciation or motivation that captures their love for animals and the vibrant world of zoo management.
"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"
A mother and baby elephant
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'
Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.
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Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!
Zoo Inc. Management Structure
Too much monkey business...
City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!
Wild Cow.
Giraffe Selfie
"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."
Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).
'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'
"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
Wildcats Strike.
"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "
Wolf Reintroduction.
"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."
'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'
Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.
Bus for Giraffes.
"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."
"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"
'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'
Giraffe and Gloves.
5 Second Rule!
'Have I seen your brother in here? I don't know, what does he look like?'
Giraffe Haircut
'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'
Zoo Management Gifts Collection
Zoo Management Mugs
Discover more quirky and charming zoo management mugs that will brighten their mornings and remind them of their love for wildlife.
Zoo Management Pillows
Check out our cozy zoo-themed pillows, an ideal gift for lovers of wildlife and professional animal caretakers.
Zoo Management Prints
Browse our captivating zoo management prints to add personality and humor to any space, celebrating wildlife and conservation in style.
Zoo Management T-Shirts
Explore our fun and stylish zoo management t-shirts, perfect for enthusiasts to wear their passion with pride.