Zombie Show Fan Pillows

Count Dracula on Meds

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Pinata Zombies

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."