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Count Dracula on Meds

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Zombie Awakes...

Born of the Dead

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2