Zodiac Sign Collector Gifts

Year of the Monkey 2016

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Distance to horizon varies.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

No New Grammer Schools

Year of the Rat

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Chicken Road Crossing

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Have food. Need toilet paper

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Cat on Board.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.