Zen Soccer Supporter Pillows

Football Meditation

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

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"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I take it your team lost again!"