Zen Foodies Pillows

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Dog yoga

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"First you make a roux."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Namaste."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Zen Master Huineng

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"