Zen Meal Seeker Pillows

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

"You've been served."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'