Zen Homemaker Pillows

"Namaste."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

Hungry child

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Enlightened Cursing

Child doing the washing up

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."