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"Namaste."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Enlightened Cursing

Child doing the washing up

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'