Zen Foodie Gifts

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

Everything and nothing bagel.

Yoga n' Crisps

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Fresh pepper?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"First you make a roux."

Bake off: Flan B

"Sriracha"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'