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Investments: Join out meditation group - 'Get in touch with your inner greed.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Binary Meditation.

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Working from Om

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

Working from OM

Rin Tin Zen.

Zen VD Clinic - one hand clap

'What is the sound of one ham clapping...?'

'Darn! -- Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'If I could just speed this up a little, I'd be out of here in thirty years or so.'

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Meditating on a 4th for golf!