Yuletide Memer Gifts

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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Potato Salad Society

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

Yuletide

I've spent much less time with other people recently, but my refrigerator and I have never had a closer relationship.

'There have been some mutterings that the partnership council is just window dressing...'

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

Chatterbox Monkey

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'