Yuletide Memer Gifts

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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Yuletide

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There have been some mutterings that the partnership council is just window dressing...'

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

Chatterbox Monkey

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'

'Clear communications are essential to a positive work environment, so let's be 'clear' that we will be expecting you to cover the cuts by working twice as hard for less return in worse conditions!'