Holiday Cheer Meister Gifts

'Relax - I'm too big to fail.'

Reindeer

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Snowman Football Fan.

'Red for me, please.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

North Pole.

Theatrical Christmas.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Are we nearly there yet?

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

Noel Fever

About Santa 2017.

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Superman charades

Kringle: The Decca Years

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'The Christ Child'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

CIVICS 101

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

Mouse Cracker

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

Santa playing golf.

Swan Lake dancers at Christmas.