Holiday Cheer Mastermind Gifts

Miss Duxbury, have some old faithful employees step in here and wish me a merry Christmas.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Reindeer

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Cat on guitar

Christmas Dwarves

North Pole.

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

What do you wish for next year?

About Santa 2017.

Noel Fever

Kringle: The Decca Years

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'The Christ Child'

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.