Yuletide Believer Gifts

Santa and Chums

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Reindeer

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

O Christmas Tea

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Maybe this year..."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"I'm the designated driver."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Shelf on an Elf

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Elf of the Month

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

'The Christ Child'

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Yuletide

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

Cherub and old angel

Christmas Snob