Youthful Dad Pillows

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Skateboard

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Man building a tree house

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Daddy's Hook

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

Father's Day

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

Timber!

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

Think of it as instant messaging.

'Clearly every one of these suspects has stolen my identity.'

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

'Happy Birthday, Dad, we got you a safe to keep all your money in - only you and us will know the combination!'