Youth Marketing Specialist T-Shirts

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Networking

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Blockbuster Billion Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Advertising on the internet.

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."