Youth Marketing Specialist Prints

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Networking

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Advertising on the internet.

Blockbuster Billion Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."